#blitz my bby

[tealvenetianmask]

So despite hating himself, Blitz is confident about sex and about work, right?

Right???

Where did all of that confidence go? It's a fun kind of confidence that takes us along for the ride and makes us want to see what he'll do next, and I miss it. Not to mention, seeing him start to break down is a little too relatable.

I've seen a lot of good analysis recently about how and why Blitz's mask is slipping. He's been shaken to the core by everything that happened with Stolas, and now he can't maintain the facade of confidence that's been getting him through daily life.

Recent events have made me think differently about Blitz's hallucination in Truth Seekers. Yes, it shows us lots of fear of relationships- of hurting and being hurt. But the insecurity in particular is standing out to me a lot more now.

Take these quotes from hallucination-Moxxie (actually Blitz's own psyche speaking):

First quote: "I simply follow your orders. It isn't my fault if your orders are as nonsensical as a sun tanning bed left out on the cold rainy porch of a fresh April shower."

Second quote: "you don't know what you are doing half the time and depend on me and the missus to manage your foolish flights of fancy."

I want to point out before getting into the words that in all of these frames the animation is drawn to look like Blitz is glitching out on a computer screen, with frames overlapping and stark colorful lines reverberating. It's like he's barely able to hold onto his identity. It's like he's losing himself.

Now the content of the quotes themselves-- even though Blitz's confident assassin persona is convincing, even though he frequently calls out Moxxie for mistakes and builds himself up, even though when we see him fighting, he KNOWS HE'S GOT THIS, and even though he talks confidently about his schemes, this man SERIOUSLY DOUBTS HIMSELF AT WORK.

Blitz is an improviser, and I've written before about how much I love this because I relate to it. Blitz talks through plans that sound pretty extravagant but don't have many details ironed out (and this drives Moxxie up a wall), and then he pulls them off by acting intuitively and making decisions in the moment. He's great at it. I get it. When plans are too detailed or too set in stone (at work, when traveling, in my writing), I feel seriously boxed in. I need grand vague ideas to get me excited to get going and a lack of details so that I can do what's right in the moment and avoid getting stuck. I did not outline this post. I love that this tendency of Blitz's is portrayed so positively, because in my own experience, it often gets misunderstood as laziness or unrealistic thinking.

Or *cough* "foolish flights of fancy."

So what we have here is Blitz doubting one of the very personality traits that makes him so successful in his work, interpreting it as not knowing what he's doing, and feeling like he has to cover it up. He's down in the imposter syndrome pit with the rest of us.

[bbonbonss]

daddy's got a gun, you better run ✧⁺˳⋆

( my attempt at @cerebrusdean 's human design of blitz that i'm obsessed with! couldn't resist havin him serve a whole lotta cuntyyy huntyy lol)

[madefate]

things i am still not over & quite frankly will never be over. blitz wagging his fucking tail when he says i can always do better

[goldenbear228]

Sketches =un-refined and refined= of Pandaimonium + Blitz + froger

Close ups

I’ll get better screenshots if I end up finishing them

But I just got done drawing after like 9 hours (not literally 9[? Maybe] but it definitely took a few hours) so, yeah, i sleep now

[doublejango]

❝ We should go on a date! Where would you like to go, Blitzy~? We can do anything your heart desires! ❞

"Wait, anything?" Blitz asked, immediately turning and looking up at Stolas, his attention completely shifting. He'd been waiting in line for Loona--literally for her, she had commandeered him and instructed him to hold a spot in line for some concert for her--and had somehow conned Stolas into joining him. Until now, Blitz had been enjoying commenting on the outfits of all the people around them, but now it was like the world fell away.

Immediately shifting gears, he took Stolas by both hands and tugged him close, leaning his whole body against Stolas's legs, his chin on his hip, looking up with (mischievous) adoration. "Big words, pretty-bird. You sure you want me to hold you to 'em? Cause I think..." Blitz shoved the top of his nose against Stolas's belly, huffed, then planted his chin right back on him, "that you and me should play laser-tag. Not against each other though. Team shit. You and me against the world? I bet we'd be amazing together."

[radioactiveammy]

Helluva Boss - Mastermind live reaction

Before we get started. Andrealphus is the mastermind, right?

First clip of the episode is Andre's castle: n.n 10 / 10 episode is perfect.

I love him I love him I love him I love him.

1:25 - Oh... the internet is going to love you, little Nagito-looking imp bby.

I know most imps have white hair but he's giving such white-haired-anime-boy vibes he's so going to die.

Vassago glared at Andrealphus. I am sad.

But every time Andrealphus uses his powers it adds another ten seconds to my life.

I don't know what I was expecting out of Satan but I am digging his vibe way more than I thought I would.

6:27 NOW KISS.

Andrealphus' tailfeathers are my favorite thing.

7:32 Actual wheezing laughter.

LEVIATHAN IS A GIRL AND SHE IS HOT.

Ozzie. Ozzie. You kind of pardoned IMP from any wrong doing when you put them under your jurisdiction. Say something. WORDS. SAY WORDS.

9:36 - THANK YOU FIZZ.

12:18 Way to go with the Scar vibes, Andre bby.

12:28 Oh Belle I didn't notice you before. You're adorable.

13:30 ... I'm okay with this being the reason for the title.

14:36 .... Stolas. Stolas. I see what you're trying to do, and... I'm crying a little which is way more than I thought I would but YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER YOU ARE ACTIVELY TRYING TO ABANDON.

... Is Paimon dead? Why isn't he here? He should reeeeeally be here.

Since long before the angel's fall.

... Was Satan in charge of Hell before Lucifer came down?

Oooooh that'd be juicy.

16:25 Oooooh this is gonna fuck her up sooooo bad.

.... There's so much real in yeah you did a crime but you're rich so you're good.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ANDRE GETS THE LEGIONS

(I want him to be happy okay.)

18:14 YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU CAME HERE, SHOULDN'T YOU?

19:33 Pausing to cry.

Stolas having to wear Loona's clothes because Blitz is literally half his size is adorable.

I'M OKAY.

[toxic-potions-productions]

So, I just got done with Helluva boss episode 3 of the second season, & oh my god (Obvious spoilers, you get it by now)

JESUS MARY & JOSEPH! This was fucking nuts!

Well, let’s see if I can get my thoughts out as best as I can without it looking like I’m having a seizure. Wish me luck!

Also, this scene needs to be appreciated more

Okay, onto the review!

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Moxxie’s dad Crimson is a real piece of shit. Guess he took over Stella’s throne of being the worst in this series

Chaz gives me MAJOR Jack vibes (O will get that, BTW). If O doesn’t make a crackship post of him trying to bait Zoey & she almost cuts his throat, you can bet your ass I’ll do it instead

To top it off, let’s add Chaz to the “People Blitz is gonna be shipped with” list. I can hear the R34 artists drawing those Imp willies already

I feel so bad for Moxxie, his backstory is the saddest. His poor momma Q-Q

Something tells me I’m gonna make Alexandra’s mafia (My Impsona, if you remember) be rivals with Crimson’s, am I? It would work out, NGL, I’m sure Moxxie wouldn’t mind ^^”

“So. This is aggressively uncomfortable“ A line I am definitely using

Get you someone like Millie. That’s all

& something tells me that last scene with Crimson throwing a knife at bby Moxx’s picture is gonna be a reference to something. I wanna be wrong so badly

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Aaaaaaand, that should do it

@vivziepop OH MY GOD, I LOVE THE WAY YOUR MIND WORKS!! Give me your ideas, I wanna take a peak into your brain & see how you manage to do this! The songs, the animation, the voice acting, the story, goddamn!! I love this episode! Easily one of my favorite ones of season two so far. It's gonna be hard to top this, but I'm so excited to see what you have in store for the next episode, hun!

[hazbinsinners]

7, 9, and 20 for your monday questions teehee

;; hi bby :) this got kinda long puttin it under a cut!

7. what drew you to writing your current characters?

;; i mean atp i've written for i think nearly everyone in hazbin/hellaverse at this point at least once? aside from some of the overlords, and niffty lmao. but my main muses ( angel, blitz, vox ) are honestly just because they're my favorite! i tend to spend a lot of time analyzing my favorite characters and eventually i just kinda feel like i understand them, which makes me wanna write them :] as for valentino . . . staticmoth. LMAO LITERALLY. THAT WAS THE ENTIRE REASON. being able to write both sides of staticmoth. and the fact that i like exploring darker themes and darker characters.

blitz in particular means a whole lot to me :') i think he's my favorite muse. angel is my favorite character in hellaverse but blitz is just. i have such a strong connection to him. he's such a huge comfort and i see so much of myself in him that i've always been drawn to him. he was my first hellaverse muse and he'll always be special :))

9. how would you describe your aesthetic?

;; changes by the day LMAO. no but seriously i cannot decide whether or not i wanna punk/alt/grunge or overly cute pink strawberry etc. i typically tend to settle for like a kuromi harajuku punk vibe :) black & pink! but like also... nature... if i could design a house, it would be SO much like a fairycore cottage man. that's the DREAM

20. who is your celebrity crush?

;; Z.END.AYA. LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING. HOLY ACTUAL FUCK. i've got a couple others that are a bit more embarrassing LMFAO but i've always thought z.end.aya is like the most gorgeous woman on the planet and i'd love it if she would step on me thanks

ty for sendin this in hun :] lots of love !!!

[ghostlyplacetobe]

Oh well I’m quite proud of my job, actually. I recruit overlords. -Moxxie

I’m proud of you bby -Blitz

Oooooo :0

[tealvenetianmask]

I was chatting with @akirathedramaqueen about our fic, and in the context of that fic, she said that "sex is an instrument of avoidance" for Blitz and Stolas.

And that made me realize that in the show, at the beginning of Apology Tour, Blitz is using sex to try to be close to Stolas while avoiding talking about things that are too big and daunting and scary at the moment.

I'm not saying that he's right to avoid the important topic or try to push aside Stolas's feelings or deny him space. But . . . the guy's worldview just got ripped apart. And then foundation of that worldview is having sex with Stolas. He's trying to regain some normalcy.

So am I defending him acting sexual here to an unhinged degree? Yes and no. But we should keep in mind that this behavior used to work. And if it doesn't work, he needs to . . . confront his fear of true intimacy and his own inadequacy? Just go on without Stolas in his life? Those are terrifying things.

[sobashahzadi]

okkkayyy fiiine, now that you’ve gotten down on ur knees and begged I suppose I’ll tell u my idea (I lov u)

okay so the song starts off w

this could be interpreted as blitzø leaving after a full moon knight, he might want to leave early ect.- but stolitz doesn’t see him staying longer as a bother and he wants him to stay because of course as we’ve seen in the show, he’s extremely lonely- sure he’s on better terms with his daughter but he’s also dealing with a divorce

or the alternative would be their first night when blitzø is trying to steal the grimoire

Blitzø then leaves and is unsure of whether he’ll return,

These can be tied to their night at ozzies, their “breakup” blitzø feels bad but he hates himself sm he can’t bring himself to love stoles or even imagine himself with him, only being tied to him through their deal as we saw in his hallucinations, he’s being pulled by a golden chain and he’s nothing but an imp whilst stolas is royalty.

he wants stolas to forget him

we’re not so sure when stolas is going to give blitzø the ring that can get him to earth without the grimoire but it should be soon because of the convo between fizz and Ozzie after the blitz and fizz ep. but these lines could relate to the stolas giving blitz the ring and telling him he’ll move on and that this is his second try at helping him, his last try before he leaves him

blitzø sees that “he found the man before him had died” cuz bro that is a hell of a breakup plan Omds stolas bby r u ok, Annie r u ok, r u okay Annie,

And now this time, instead of blitz relating to this verse, it’s stolas because he’s the one who’s leaving, quietly disappearing from his life, the last line could be for the both of them.

stolas has no idea how to show his love and affection, he has no one to look up to in that sense, so he copies what blitzø did in thier first night, u know b rlly horny even if he isn’t actually, he just wants to give blitzø what he thinks he wants

whilst blitzø sees this as stolas not wanting him but for his body of whatever, he hates himself sm that that is what his mind has made up, that he’s unlovable and so he doesn’t dserve someone so royal

anyways, I’ll leav u to cry with that info

I don’t know how to explain but this song is so Stolitz coded someone pls agree w me

also random but this guy randomly showed up on my Spotify and he’s so good?

cant believe I never heard of him before

[cinderacequeen]

it iS I, FRIDA KAHLO!

[doublejango]

Andrealphus smirked. "Stolas is a dweeb and is not perfect."

"Um, excuse you," Blitz snapped, turning around to face the bird and immediately giving him the finger. "They may be a dweeb, but they're my fucking dweeb, and I say he's perfect. And if you want to argue that, you can fucking kiss my ass, lick my little red hole, and thank me for the experience. Fuck off. Don't talk shit about Stolas to me, bitch!"

On some level, Blitz was aware that maybe, maaaybe he was overreacting a little bit, but when it came to defending Stolas, he didn't see a reason to chill. Stolas had had so many people talk bad about him in his life, Blitz was never going to stand by and just listen to it.

[liang-nova]

yea can you guys tell I can't wait for the itto rerun HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[fizzarollitm]

" What the fuck ! " Precious jerked in his lap and Fizz scratched under her collar until she settled back down. Oz glanced at him and he extended his arm to shove the phone in his face. The Sin wore a matching surprised reaction; they figured tonight would be fun, sex, and maybe relationship defining. Not...this. What had been teasing what-ifs building to his own night in was now dead in the water. Fuck !

" What the fuck did he do. Did they do— " Fizz scrolled to Stolas' name.

Birdy bby🐤: This is Stolas, thank you again for the crystal. Me: dont wrry abt it. he owes me 😘

Nothing more. No sign of trouble in paradise or a change in plans. Fizz sighed and tapped his nails on the armrest figuring out what to say or do. They were friends again which meant he should probably go to him, give him an ear, find out what the fuck happened.

Maybe he should have told him about the crystal ?

Blitz always hated surprise but what did he know after fifteen years of silence and distance ? Fuck him for trusting Stolas to know what he preferred. And fuck him twice for getting involved and— No. No. Stop. The spiral was there to take him and he stepped back from it. He didn't know all the details and getting lost in them was useless. it was time to be there for Blitz and that was that. At least stop him probably self-destructing worse than he already was.

Sidepiece💣: big o can tp me, On my way! Sidepiece💣: wanna crash here 2night? or pride?

Oz read over his shoulder and hummed. Fizz gave him a kiss glad they were so far past all that particular drama. " I love you. I'll let you know what happens. " A purple portal appeared and he stepped through.

Sidepiece💣: howd it go 👀👀👀👀👀👀 Sidepiece💣: and can u 2 fill out a survey for the Dragon Driller 5000™ 🥺 / @fizzarollitm

He doesn't go home.

It's like this driving force in the back of his that keeps him away from the apartment and Loona, desperate to keep her from finding out. Which, if he thinks about it, makes no sense - is Stolas wasn't lying, then he has the key to the human realm on his fucking wrist right now, no strings attached.

He could think, bitterly, of course it can be a lie - he lied about everything he felt, after all.

But, of course, Blitz knows that is simply untrue, and uncharitable.

He stares at the windshield of the van for a few long, excruciating seconds before throwing the car into drive and peeling out of the ornate, empty fucking courtyard and it's stupid goddamn fountain and its silent, darkened estate. Blitz pretends he doesn't see the tears in Stolas' four eyes every time he blinks; Blitz pretends that there's still fury in his chest to hang onto because fuck you, Stolas is the only thought that's not actively eating him alive.

When he doesn't know where the fuck to go, briefly and deliriously, Blitz thinks about heading to Wrath and hunting Striker for sport. Which is fucking stupid because he's not armed right now, but maybe that would make it more fun. More deadly - nope, not going there. It was a fucking argument and he has a daughter; he can't slip back into those old habits.

Eventually, he settles on a shitty bar in one of the lower levels of Pride, far from the elegant upper rings inhabited by the Goetia, down where no one looks twice at him and no one gives a shit. He's halfway through his third whiskey, punishing himself with the taste and the burn, when he realizes his phone is buzzing.

He blinks blearily at it, uncomprehending until he puts his mind to it. - Right, fuck. He left all that shit in Stolas' bedroom, didn't he ? Maybe he'll toss it - what a shame. Maybe he'll use it with his next plaything - better wash it first, asshole.

【 sent. #1 clussy 🎪 】 didnt get 2 use it but im shure its gr8

Blitz hesitates, part of him wanting nothing more than to curl into a dark hole and disappear entirely - part of him aching to say something lest the pressure in his chest and behind his eyes kills him on the spot.

【 sent. #1 clussy 🎪 】 its over w him

And he drops his phone back in his pocket, chugging the rest of his drink in one go.

[justarandomhelluvablog]

trying to chill in bed with my laptop to write and puppies are crawling all over me, these are the problems I love lol